Ha!! While he would surely give me a work out, @goldstarhomo and I are just friends.
It’s probably for the best. Broken furniture and the cops getting called would no doubt be the least violent outcome from us hooking up. Phrases like “a rip in the space/time continuum” and “matter and anti-matter collision” seem more likely.
There you have it anon - it’s for the safety of our fair planet.